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My lawyer wouldn't let me sign a contract with the Creator. Didn't trust His "fine print" at the bottom apparently.

You have more info than me on the subject. :)

Perhaps it's time you got a good lawyer too?

I never trust lawyers and banks.
I trust only myself with a great respect to the Creator. :)

I can understand you not wanting to trust lawyers and banks. But if a guy can't trust his bartender, WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?

In that case who is the bartender. :)

At the levels of philosophical abstraction we are engaging in, the Bartender always wears a mask. So, no one knows for sure. Perhaps you can connect with your inner Bartender, then things will be more apparent :-)