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Hotel receptionists are creepy.
They spend all day checking people out.

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Why are ducks good at playing limbo?
Because they can get down.

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Thank you for being an !LOLZ supporter.


You must be killin' it out here!
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I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.

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!HUG

Dear @c3r34lk1ll3r, you just got hugged.
I sent 1.0 HUG on behalf of @andy4475.
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I hope Elon Mush never gets invloved in a scandal
Elongate could be really drawn out.

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The person who invented autocorrect
should burn in hello.

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My cat is so impatient?
He always wants everything meow.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?
Cantaloupe...

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What's a three-season bed?
One without a spring.

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I just can't believe I forgot to go to the Gym again yesterday.
That's six years in a row now.

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!LOL

How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.

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What’s a squirrel’s favorite kind of joke?
Acorny one.

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Did you hear the one about the giant pickle?
He was kind of a big dill.

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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.
I called her up and asked “Did you get my drift?”

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
“Odor in the court!”

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