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Why was the banana denied bail?
Every judge knows bananas splits.

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What to you call it when you think about eating cheese?
A ques-idea.

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I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.

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!LOL
!MEME

Why did the farmer dress his pig in an apron?
Pretty soon he would be bacon.

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Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism, it's a light sentence.

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!HUG

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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.

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I've just written a song about a tortilla.
Well, it is more of a rap really.

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What do you call a row of people lifting a giant mozzarella?
A cheesy pickup line.

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Frankenstein lost a body building competition
He misunderstood the objective.

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!lolz
!meme

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.

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Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.

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