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!LOLZ !HUG :)

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Dear @hive-loto, you just got hugged.
I sent 1.0 HUG on behalf of @andy4475.
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Where does a martial arts instructor in Bankok live?
In a Thai con-do.

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@hive-loto, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy4475

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
He doesn’t want to be spotted.

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@andy4475, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hive-loto

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!PIMP √

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You must be killin' it out here!
@andy4475 just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @hive-loto.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/1 possible people today.

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Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District

If at first you don't succeed...
... sky diving is not for you!

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@andy4475, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hive-loto

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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37, 3, 11, 21, 7, 24 !LOL

Never scream into a colander
You'll strain your voice.

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@hive-loto, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of m0ssa99

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NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

I asked my dog what's two minus two.
He said nothing.

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34, 2, 15, 8, 5, 10 !LOL

A jumper cable walks into a bar..
The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.

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@hive-loto, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of micu

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This guy said he was going to attack me with his guitar.
I said is that a fret?

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@micu, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hive-loto

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How do you make a cheese puff?
Chase it around the block.

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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Which is faster
hot or cold?, Hot, because you can easily catch a cold.

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@chadmichaellibby, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hive-loto

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!lolz

We all need to learn to live with our mistakes.
Which is why I still live with my parents.

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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If alcohol negatively affects short-term memory...
What does alcohol do?

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5,8,14,20,29,33

I'm in hospital because I drunk a cup of petrol.
That was a very fuelish thing to do.

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@oskarl21, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hive-loto

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3, 19, 22, 28, 34, 37 👍

What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk!

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ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

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Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open windows in space.

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