Oh, even though I am three days late for the party, it is still hilarious to scroll through the comments.

I'm sure you know that age is only a number. I haven't remembered how old I was since I was 18. That was the important one. The rest? Not so much. I can vote and drink and ride a GoKart. I'm good.

The dark.That is why I volunteer for all the TDY (temporary duty assignments) or seminars in warm places in the winter. I'll be in South America in February. The warm part. :)

I'll blow some heat on your sludge and make it proper muck.

The job sounds like a good fit. Get those decorations up. Girls like twinkling lights. Especially in their bedroom.

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