Women Are Vampires if You Do Not Like Them.

• When you're having fun, everything is fine. Youth is beautiful in itself. When you enter marriage, a change begins. The reasons why your wife loves you now are the reasons that are disturbing her. Wash your plate after each meal. Do not throw things, but arrange them nicely. Clean the house, do not cling to the toilet, etc.

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• Just when you do all the groom's demands, the next one goes. Be a little romantic, take me somewhere. Let's walk. Everything that a woman does is to wake our attention to her. The most common reason for getting married is that people are different. Also, the most common reason why marriages decay is diversity.

• The art of a long marriage is not to change your partner. If something's bothering you now, you should have dealt with it earlier.

I'll tell you a joke :

--When God created Adam, he created animals. But Adam was bored, so he asked God to make him a wife. So Adam loved his wife Eve, walked together in paradise, made love, and enjoyed. One day Eva began to talk to Adam - where are you all day, why do not you cook food, let's wash clothes, fix the bed, etc.

Source - http://www.reasoningwithjehovahswitnesses.com/2012/01/30/will-adam-and-eve-be-resurrected/

--Every day, Adam experienced stress from his wife. One day he could not stand it any longer, he invited God to the meeting. God said to him, what you need , Adam? Adam - God, if you can take a woman with you, it bother me a lot, keeps telling me something, I can not stand it anymore.

--God took Eve with him, Adam was pleased. But as time passed, Adam began to feel lonely. He started thinking - Eva is nice to cook, she has a taste for things, she makes nice parties, I just have a great sex with her. Again he invited God to the meeting , God asked him what he wanted now ?He asked God to give him back his woman Eve, God asked him three times, whether he was sure of his decision - Adam answered affirmatively.

--Okay God said - take Eve and never give me back ...

• Of course, if we do not care about a woman, then it's normal to keep telling us what to do. But there is another detail I learned from my father. If the woman does not find the assignment, then you become a woman's assignment, and there is no defense.

From Heart
Dr. Great Success