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Eunice Howell

I woke up in the middle of the wet sand, quickly realized a fateful fact: my French haute couture dress valued at more than $ 20,000 had been stained, "this magnificent piece of designer was damaged," I thought full of sadness. The five children around me were mocking this embarrassment.

- Is it that they have not been taught to respect an older woman like me? What a pile of rude people! It shows that they have no manners! I exclaimed, unnerved as my husband comforted me in his arms.

"Excuse me, ma'am, I did not mean to offend you," Professor Roy replied kindly.

-To see lady! You respect me! I am a humble farmer and a lot of honor! But that's not why I'll let a stretched old woman try to humiliate me and humiliate me! Retorted Mary Ann's daring.

"Called equal, do not think I will lower myself to the level of such ragged ragtag," I retorted furiously and then slapped that marginal for her daring.

-Now he won an old beating cockatoo! -she answered aggressively to then take me from the extensions of my pollina and pulled them so hard that I pull them out of my hair.

-LOL! I knew they were just stitched hairs, "Ginger Grant replied with his viperine tongue.

- You are a viper without feelings! Do not be sorry for my pain before this terrible humiliation that this insolent peasant has subjected? -expressed distressed by such humiliations.

-Disce of insults, notice that I am also bitch and bites! Ginger exclaimed and then pushed me into the cold water.

I came out soaked and with my hair in a patch.

-Insolente actrizucha hateful! You've ruined my permanent! I answered furiously.

The altercation was interrupted by the Captain.

- Be quiet, indomitable beasts! I think they have already crossed the line! Be like civilized people and make peace! Captain Skipper shouted in a guttural voice.

"I'm afraid the Captain is quite right," Gilligan replied.

-But they are the ones who have vexed me in all possible ways. Do not ask me to make peace with those hyenas! I exclaimed, dominated by my pride.

The days passed and the discussions persisted on the island, the atmosphere was chaotic and on a sunny day I decided to end the differences between us.

-I inform you that I will start a campaign to civilize the only inhabitants of this desert island, I will start giving a bit of style to this filthy place, then I will continue educating them as I should, "I shouted full of sobriety.

- But who thinks this witch to send us? Are you Jackelin Kennedy? Replied Campiona, Mary Ann, ironically.

-Ja! Now this old woman will talk about education? Ginger Grant asked sharply.

-But what a good idea, Mrs. Howell! I'm glad you encourage education in a place like this, "Professor Roy replied.

- You're welcome Roy, everything is to civilize these beasts without manners.

"Definitely my wife needs this, it has not been easy for her to live on this island," my husband replied.

And so it was from that day, I gave a more elegant style to the island with things that Gilligan got me in the jungle, -not much, but at least now it seems a civilized island, I thought feeling very pleased with what he had done . I started to teach classes in etiquette, classical music, arts, literature and theater, the latter was very pleasing to Ginger to be an actress by nature, the first did not like at all the impolite peasant Mary Ann, the other boys were kept on the margin of the classes, apparently they were very busy in a matter that they handled with much secrecy.

After a few months, the relationship between us improved remarkably, Mary Ann had become a very well-behaved girl and Ginger showed us her histrionic attitudes with great charm. While we did not find in the jungle, we three had a beautiful moment that I will never forget.

- Apparently we have improved a lot girls. I am greatly proud! -Expressed full of joy.

-It seems that you finally recognize my great acting talent, thank you very much, "Ginger said proudly.

-I thank you very much for your lessons Mrs. Howell, she has been an excellent teacher and to think that I hated her before ... "the now refined Mary Ann answered full of gratitude.

When I heard those words, I had mixed feelings, I felt as if they were my own daughters and seeing them mature made me very proud.

-Thank you very much. You have also taught me valuable lessons!

Our pleasant talk was interrupted by a thunderous noise coming from the coasts, we ran towards the beach and witnessed an unimaginable event.

- Those bastards are fleeing the island! Enervated Ginger shouted.

-But what baseness! Mary Ann exclaimed.

-I can not believe what my eyes are seeing! How could my husband be a part of all this? I said furiously.

They shouted from the boat:

-We leave them here because we can not stand their absurd and scandalous fights!

I decided to be this character because it reminds me of my grandmother, to make this challenge I saw some chapters of the series and I liked it a lot, it's very funny.