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There's some cabinet duster spray in a can, two aisles down, to the left, at the end, near the top, on the right, next to the cabinets.

But that might kill the dust bunnies! and the cobwebs spiders built so diligently... I've always been a careful person... I'll retrieve them with gentleness. No chemicals ;-)
pd. this is the moment the conversation gets a bit surreal but hope you're reading between lines