Worse Date... easy. My best friend worked at a Chinese restaurant, and I told him that I was bringing in a first date and I really wanted to impress her. I told him that I would order in Chinese. I don't speak Chinese, it just sounds convincing. I told him I would go to the bathroom after I ordered and give him the real order so the food comes out right. He agreed and later that night I took my date to dinner. We sat down and when it came time to order, I offered to order for the both of us, in Chinese. My date didn't seem too impressed. I excused myself to the restroom and gave my friend our actual order. When I came out of the bathroom I noticed the owner walk over to my date and they started talking. It wasn't until I was really close I realized that they were speaking actual Chinese and laughing at me. I was very embarrassed as all the cooks in the back came out and started pointing and laughing at me. I deserved it. Turns out, she lived with her parents in China for the first 10 years of her life. Needless to say, there was no desert and no second date. lol.
Thanks for sharing your story.