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Oh, man. That hurts...

Almost as much as my nipples do. Oh, they huuuuuuuuuuuurt. They huuuuuurt when I twist themmmmmmm.

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That's probably the correct reaction, so don't worry about it.

You say that, but that image is imprinted in my brain now. I won't ever be the same.

I'll go ahead and say that I know how Vietnam Veterans feel.