Thank goodness you didn't manifest a little hovel with no running water and an outside toilet:)
Haha! I could have but this place actually has quite a 'modern' kitchen and bathroom and running ( natural ) water as well as solar powered electricity.
4 years is a long time for me too. The last time I managed to do so, was in Uni, sharing a floor with 15 fellow students ( fron 2004 to 2008 ).