As somebody told me a long time ago:
If I had known how much being a grandfather is more enjoyable than being a father, I would have started with being a grandfather.
I am vegan and slim (too slim, according to my wife), so I have no temptations to eat "dead things and spicy sauce in a roll".
I think I would have started with being a grandfather too :0)
I have been a vegetarian at times in my life. Even now I don't eat a lot of dead things... But sometimes I cave!!
All times I cave - cave-woman, that is.