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Yup, dead things everywhere and birds pecking at the bits that were left!!

He did love it, until the midges started biting. Aint going back tho... !BEER :OD !PIZZA

I did not even know what they were before this post and now that I see them I can imagine how annoying they can be!

I remember when I was young I used to go to Poland to my grandma for few months every year during the summer and some periods we would have all sorts of bugs flying everywhere, everyone would look red like sick with chickenpox, and itchy as hell... not fun lol

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They are so tiny, that is the super annoying thing. You sort of feel a cloud of dots zipping about you and think, silly little things at least they cant hurt me. Two hours later you are scratching and cursing about how you will burn everything down to show them whos boss :OD

Sounds like Poland has them as well!

Ohhhh....this comment did it! I think after further research I now know 100% what they are !LOL

I feel like an idiot ahahaha I am half Italian and in Italy we call them "moscerini" they're like the very tiny mosquitoes but they're not mosquitoes, the very tiny animals that the bikers eat every time they go biking 🤣

Now that I have this knowledge my life feels good!

Sounds like Poland has them as well!

Indeed, they were some of those annoying bugs I was telling you about earlier, probably the most annoying were the wood ticks, luckily I never got one but I remember seeing my cousins cry many times when they caught one... My aunt taking them out with tweezers and them crying like babies 🤣 lucky me lol

We do have loads of them in Italy too (Midges)

Midges and mosquitoes, like why they're even a thing?

Thats them, tiny little nearly mosquitos. I mean, I am baffled as to how something so small can actually get to the blood in the skin!

Knowledge is good! lol

I haven't had a tick but my friend did. It was quite disgusting as he didn't find it till it had had a good feed. Yeuch!

There are some things which just should not exist!!!

My cousin feels for your friend lol

There are some things which just should not exist!!!

I definitely agree!

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FFS beer bot. You have let me down

The bots are here for this reason, to let all humans down!

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Dont quite need to worry about the machine uprising just yet :OD

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I told him that's the last thing I need.

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Will you be able to give me a heads up for when I have to start worrying? 🤣 I'm quite paranoid by design lol

I will try but it wont really be me. They will be working me like a puppet and probably use me to lure you into a sorry cold metal doom!