Haha love it.. Hey is it Daddy no it aint your daddy.. this is kinda very humorous stuff... And bdw the stuff that happened to you at gym is the most common thing i have myself seen happening at Gyms... But what happened with you was because you didn turn off the machine, here the reasons are different. We dont have those many unisex Gyms out here but where it is , there many things like this happen, Haha Some daddy's run wild on it when they see a Girl passing by, instead of running on treadmill, they i guess fly with the essence of that Girl and it results in the bang and the post reactions are always hilarious. Bdw during my teenage, I saw a Girl at my tutions, i went to tell her that i need your help in assignment, the moment i greeted her hello , she smiled, i said what happened, she replied i knew u were going to propose me, i was like "in my damn happy head whats this , i need assignments," she was waiting .. and today i am waiting for her always because i just got married to her recently.. love at first Sight though cringy but seriously killing me everyday but in in a nice way though ;)