I have no problem with relationships as I was lucky enough to marry a Mrs. Right.

I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”

Just remember my friends that you won’t go wrong if you remember that your spouse is ALWAYS right.

Oh! Sorry, forget that. You will always go wrong.

If your wife is nagging you, just answer as nicely as you can. Here’s a good example:

Wife: “You lazy pile of shit, why don’t you get off your arse and clean out the garden shed?”

Nice husband: “Of course my beautiful darling. I will do everything you say. You just don’t need to keep reminding me every six months.”
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