Qualified Thoughts on Current Events | Who has the bigger button? #1

Cold war warmed up!

Donald and Kim are continuing their emotional warfare over twitter. And the world is to watch and decide whos doing the better job showcasing how atomically hung they are.

The thread of war is imminent. Let´s take a closer look on who has the better chances.

Candidate one please step up!

Kim showed off his button first.

Having extensive knowledge of buttons, this one is pretty neat. It is round and red and theres lots of unused space on the table which really drags the focus to the button. We can see Kim only pointing a single finger at the button.

Clearly he has no idea how to launch a nuclear armageddon in style. He should atleast hammer it with the whole palm, as if he solved a word in jeopardy.

His face is making a determined expression though. We also get to see that Kim is fit to survive at least 3 nuclear winter and still have reserves. Definetely a force to be reckoned with!

Candidate two! Your turn!

Good old Donald is no stranger to buttons. He recently has appearances on many of them.

But we are here to evaluate the nuclear buttons. Extensive research allowed me to filter out all the fakes and find actual footage. Let´s have a look.

We can clearly see that when it comes to nuclear missiles he favors quantity over quality and wants to be able to launch his arsenal from where ever he pleases. I could imagine him having one of these under his pillow.

He has a expression of joy on his face, making it clear that he could turn NK to dust and sleep like a baby 5 minutes afterwards.

Conclusion

I like the way this beef is going. Instead of mounting up the nuclear arsenal, they both should be fighting over the size of the red buttons.
A nuclear war is won with missiles. But what is that victory worth if initiated by a low energy press on a tiny buttton?