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Praying.

For what?

Nothing, just like to pray a lot.

How do you know, that I know nothing about it?

I'd appreciate it if you'd curb the encroaching, Lord. That's my wife you're talking to.

HALLELUJAH!

I heard there was a secret cord that David played and it pleased the lord but you don't really care for music do you?

Whoever wrote this bot rules. Bot-lord, if you're reading this, you've definitely given me some laughs today. Good job!

When?

When, indeed.

I like life.

Hot dogs or PlayStation 2?