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Bloody cows that's all I can say. They won't let us walk the entire length around the loch!

Hang em high, that's what I say!

On more that one occasion we have had to backtrack due to these ferocious herbivore grass-munchers. They can get pissy with us humans.

I had always assumed they were just giant bags of meat on legs. I hadn't ever considered them a threat. No more!

They are monsters mate, and likely to sniff your arse amongst other terrible deeds.

Oofty! Not having that! Next time I eat a quarter pounder I will be doing it with a little more gusto!!