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We do! We have one that's issued by the Police, quite a bright amber rectangle of a thing. It is part of the reason I give them a right good annoying when they do rock up. Yesterday I had a guy being snide about my admittedly shit driveway! Basturts, cant they read!

Our driveway looks like shit compared to the neighbours. It's also 3 times longer which is why I haven't done anything about it yet. We have had the new driveway seller dudes hassling me, 'only £5000 to do it all'..., yeah right.. fuck off!

Ours is dead short and delapidated like one of your explores. The guy couldn't stop shaking his head when looking at it. I felt strangely protective over it like it was a rather ugly girlfriend