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Why did the astronaut throw away his vegetarian burger?
He wanted something *meteor*.

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Yes, I am so glad to finally have more space. I completely ran out of space to garden at my old house and found myself pulling up plants to make room for more.. no good.

So now I have a huge fresh canvas of landscape to work with. It will indeed take many years but I think it will be well worth it.