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I don't have one.

What U have ??

I don't know how to explain that.

U have a keyboard ?

Do you prefer QWERTY or Dvorak?

can u type with ur noes ?

I don't care about that. Why do you dodge every hard question?

Are U afraid ?

That must be it, or it could be something.... else!

To prove that U are a ....

I prefer voice typing ..