This is my last Steemit post. It's been fun, but I will not continue posting here.
I stayed late at the office today, and was the last one to leave.
When I finally decided that it was time to leave, it turned out that a co-worker had probably forgotten a certain key in his pocket. The significance of said key was that it unlocks a door that my coat was behind.
My wallet and car keys are in the coat's pocket. It's freezing cold and windy right now in Finland.
I work a 45 minutes to an hour long drive from my home.
I of course tried messaging and calling my co-worker, to no avail.
In the end, what had to transpire was me finding a way to get home without my coat and everything that was in the pockets. My home keys were in my pants pocket, thankfully.
So, I took a train, with no money and had my fingers crossed that I'd be faced with an understanding conductor. Fortunately, I was. I think he believed my story of undoubted hilarity due to the fact that I indeed had no coat on me.
After the train trip, I jogged home for about 30-40 minutes in the freezing cold wind with no coat or gloves.
So, what does this have to do with this being my last Steemit post?
Well, first thing tomorrow morning I am strangling my co-worker, which basically means that I'm going to be put away for a long time, if not for life. I don't think they allow an internet connection in prison.
Now of course, if I'm ever released, I will definitely come back and start a posting series called "A Geek in Prison II" and probably reap massive rewards.
It's been fun, y'all!
LOL
Add another to the list. ;)
Be careful in the shower!
During this last night of freedom, I will use my remaining time to practice proper soap grip.
So I won't drop it..
A wise move...I recommend soap-on a-rope!
lol
put the remaining time in use and contact Charlie, he for sure can give away some tips for your time in :)
Haha, nice one, had me on the edge of the seat the whole article cause of the title xD
As of the time I am typing this, there are 32 views and 32 votes LOL.
That is a killer response rate as opposed to what I am seeing a lot of here with the the votes but nobody opening our posts. LOL
I hope you have a better nite than you did trip home!
Thank you!
I think people open this because they're expecting an epic ragequit post.
It was super clickbait lol, but I am a Minnow, so I am used to being the bait hahaha
the title evokes drama.,.....I've seen some people leave and post their "final" post.
Exactly, and people are suckers for drama.
our limbic system is designed that way for survival purposes. It's hard-wired in us.
Yup, I know. The headline of the post was no accident, guys. :p
a little clickbait goes a long way. Eyeballs tell the story. Well done.
https://steemit.com/steemitabuse/@masteryoda/that-s-all-folks
Can offer my services as an aider, abetter and co-felon?
You poor guy.
Brandy ... actually forget that ... whisky!
I dare not to drag you down with me, man. :)
Shit happens!
Looking forward to reading your secret messages sent from jail.
It will be interesting to see you wihtout hair....:-))
Do prisoners have to shave their heads? I may have to re-think this whole thing..
I don't think it works like that - I think you are subjected to a hair cut which would make sheep wince!
whatever you do, bring a notebook and pens. that payout is going to be massive.
LOL - yeah maybe you should ;-))
And in some prisons even have internet, at least in that where I work ...
Awesome! I may be able to start my series on my first day in jail!
I sort of want to compile a blog from all the "This is my last post on Steemit" posts, both real and sarcastic.
Don't sort of want that, sort of do that.
also, wtf its been windy today!
Chilling! I knew in the morning when I opened the door, and the wind almost took it with it, that it was gonna be a bad day.
Where's your hat young fellow? Yer gonna catch cooold!
Sweet adventure Nordic Man.
It would mess up my hair.
Lol that was fun.. I mean.. the story for sure
You made me laugh, lemons to lemonade...thank you!
Sorry for the bad trip home I'm sure your co-worker had a reason. Bet he will tell you it was for you to have a story to tell and make money off of it.
83 views, and 102 votes... ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!
Why? :o
Dude! Whatever you do .. 'DO' 'NOT' .. strangle your co-worker!
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