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You... are confusing me today. What's up?

Not much, I am just extremely bored and I shall entertain myself more.

I'm all over the place trying to keep up with comments. Maybe I should hire a secretary?

Maybe. I can be a good secretary, but I am not sure I would be blunt and direct like you :P

I can be a handful... as they say. I try my best to be a good person. Sometimes I have to look like an asshole to achieve that.