Mental note to self: only read Boom posts when able to laugh unrestrainedly as doing otherwise leads to much rib pain.
I'm sure the good lady wouldn't mind you having a social coffee and possibly getting to know some of her friends from nursery better. Though given how much horse lady was strongly hinting about her lack of man, perhaps fleeing for the hills was the wiser course of action XD
I particularly loved the "chips/horror" divider XP
The chips horror divider was smashing hehe!
Yes, running is always best ;0)