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Since you capitalized patriot, I'm assuming you mean you're part of the football team? So you're not some fat unfulfilled neckbeard talking shit to the same people he or she faps to?

And you made it home without getting fragged. That's pretty good, I'd say.

If only they taught you a useful skill, such as how to capitalize or use punctuation. Sigh. Ever touch another soldiers wiener?

Stop randomly Capitalizing things; It's Why you Can't get a job Above minimum wage or that Isn't fellating Immigrants

Are you also a fundamentalst so called christian, or perhaps a white supremist?
Using the "patriot" card tends to denote a homophobic fundamentalist or dominionist in my experience. Another interesting that I have discovered over the years is that some of the most homophobic or transphobic people that I've seen are actually deep in their own closet and simply cannot come to terms with the fact that that's the way God made them.