Oh!!! so painful on more than one level.
If I was there, I would have very loudly proclaimed on your back-half: "For the love of a god, just pull this man's kilt down when you're done. You've stolen his lunch and buggered him enough for one day."
(Don't be fooled by my child-like visual appearance, I have the genetic profile of a weathered sailor. ) LOL!
Oh I know you have that rough old sailor motif going on, it's awesome!!!
I was tempted to ask him if surely I deserved a kiss before he bent me over lol!!!
In my score book, you absolutely earned and were fully entitled to a kiss, without a service charge. :D
Haha, I shall treasure that thought!! Yeeeek!!!