I WILL DRIVE YOU CRAZY, DAD!

in #life6 years ago

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For a long time, he lived thinking that being a parent is the best blessing you can have, however; nobody tells you what happens at night while living with those naughty. For this reason, I want to tell you the situations that can drive you crazy during the upbringing of your baby:

  1. Anger: When you least expect, you will have the most horrible situation you can suffer as a father, as are the desperate cries that can drive you crazy, so you must be patient and understand that these tantrums may be normal, even if you think your baby might scream in a horror movie.

  2. Limitations of intimacy with your partner: If at some point you thought that by marrying and having babies with your wife, you would have more sex, you are wrong; since there will always be that person who fights for denying you to be intimate, just so you can dedicate time to him.

  3. You must learn children's songs: Your musical preferences will change completely, since you have to listen and watch videos of children, paticos and even little pigs who speak as if they were soon stupid, so be prepared to sing "Cua Cua Cua".

  4. Restless: When you think that you can control your baby from birth, you are wrong, since you will have to run after him all the time, it will cause disasters in the house and you will be able to rest when you leave him with a nanny.

  5. Horrible silence: Usually, your baby always screams, cries and has tantrums that can be very annoying. On the other hand, if there is a lot of silence, worry! Since it means that you are making an unwanted disaster.

  6. They grab all the mobiles: For being in its exploration stages, the lights of your Smartphone are very prominent, so be careful, as you could damage it by some fall or simply bite it and fill it with saliva, a situation that can hurt the baby.

So if you thought that being a parent is easy, you're a deluded person, that's why I'll only tell you about those few situations so you do not go crazy, the moment you know you'll be a father, good luck. Follow me @ramonesp100