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Oh popcornexpress, I'm impressed by your endurance. You can go all night, can't you? You still aren't getting it right though.

Shall we try to get some shut-eye? You are just having an off night.

You naughty popcorn. You are going to get it right this time, aren't you? I can feel it coming...

That popcorn hit the spot, or close enough anyway. It will have to do. Goodnight.

No, really, goodnight.