Wow, that is amazing. I'm sorry to have to do this to you, but I cannot help but laugh. It's your writing style, I'm laughing with you!
Seriously though, that sucks! Atleast you got to enjoy the sun outside in your queue... Maybe you looked pale and the kid just wanted you to get some sun in their awesome queue?
I am glad you laughed, I love to amuse!
He could have been doing me a favour yes... But I surely doubt it, I'm starving!!