That was hilarious. What is up with that opening invitation? I almost read it as "You ready for some hard milking?" haha. But I think you handled that extremely well. I usually don't like it when people describe things as if you can read their mind, or immediately know what they're talking about. But if it results to these kinds of scenarios, then that is fine.
I think that is how I was reading it as well. I was like what the funk?!
Thankfully, it all worked out in the end. Me arriving home slightly drunk at an ungodly hour, lol!