If you think your hair is hard to control....

How about the many (often conflicting) I's inside of you each gaining control for a moment, and most of which cannot agree on any unitary aim or vision:

Indian picture of an elephant, symbolizing man`s animal nature, made up of the many 'I's, under control.
(Victoria and Albert museum, London)

Lower Self: The Ten Thousand Is
The lower self is a collection of attitudes, dreams, and mechanical habits that dwell within a man. There is no't an unchangeable ‘I’ that is always the same. Rather, a man's many thoughts, emotions and sensations are his ‘many I`s’, which are traditionally numbered as ten thousand. As the ten thousand I's randomly assert themselves, each one mistakenly takes itself to be 'real I', and moreover, constantly interferes with the effort to simply Be Present. Jesus Christ said, "Thine enemies shall be they of your own household."

Buddha ignores the many I's and defeats Mara. (3rd C. BC.)
http://dangxia.org/englishfile/lowerself_tenthousand.html

!! AND YOU COULD ALWAYS WEAR A WIG, LOL !!