A cuningular loop probably would have been a lot more enjoyable. Not with the kids about the place of course.
Did not know there were places on earth were a fanny is ment to be an arse. (Not being a donkey, I guess.) That could lead to some bedroom confusion, when two people from those different places want to give each other a good seeing to...
Those metal claws photo's look stunning by the way!
I did like the metal claws, that was just about all that I liked!!
I remember the first time I mentioned fanny kind a post and it causes much confusion. You are so right, imagine two people who thought differently meet and tried to get up to something... Oh dear!!