As I close in on 3000, I'm confused.
Why Are You Following Me?
- I didn't buy you.
- I didn't trick you into following me just because I followed you.
- I swear too much.
- I give no fucks.
- I smoke.
- I say stupid things and act dumb.
- I say smart things and act like an asshole.
- I need a glass of water.
- I do random things that don't make sense.
- I actually think I'm funny.
- I produce strange art that scares people.
- I killed the Easter bunny when I was four and that's why it doesn't exist anymore.
- I was defending myself.
- I can't dance.
- I farted.
- I don't think, I just do.
- I don't like pictures of myself.
- I can still remember falling off of my bike the first time I tried without training wheels.
- I quit school, demanded they return my school fees, and bought weed with that money.
- I lost count of how many times I nearly died.
- I caught two teachers having sex in the gymnasium.
- I don't like it when people eat all of the crackers.
- I sure could use a beer.
- I might die someday.
- I miss playing Nintendo.
- I wonder what my kids are doing.
- I love them.
- I don't know where I'm going with this.
- I get distracted easily.
- I have a bowl of raw vegetables around here somewhere.
- I have done this before.
- I have a hard time tolerating sycophants.
- I don't know why I did this.
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I came across one of your posts that I really liked. That’s why I follow.
I hope I'm able come up with another post you like someday. Which post was it? Do you remember?
This one:
https://steemit.com/life/@nonameslefttouse/my-20000-steem-power-acceptance-speech
Yeah. That was a good day. I'd still like to see that simple request I made come to fruition as well. There's so much talent here that deserves a fair shake at this game.
My Italian French Grandma told me she was joining Steemit to post her new song featuring a hardcore Scottish rapper who goes by the name “Commotion” in English, so, logically, I thought this was her.
Nona Mesle ft Touse.
Fine that one’s a stretch.
I’ll go back and relock myself in the shed now.
Now there's a name that'll haunt me for the rest of my life.
Nona better just own that shit!
you promised me you would burn down that shed yodi, now i'm getting heist fever and i have my shovel ready
I fucking knew it!
See Ya, I'm going to smackover for no reason whatsoever.
Is this gonna be, like, a sleepover thing, because the money-hole doesn’t have a lot of space for anyone else. I’ve stuffed way too much stuff in my hole.
I'm sure both DJ and I can fit in your hole. DW we'll take you out for dinner first
i'll bring the lube......and sleeping bags
Well, I quickly follow people whenever I see an interesting post. Then when I see posts which don't really interest me appearing on my wall I unfollow the authors. You must have wrote something interesting so I followed you and don't often spam with rubbish so I don't unfollow you :)
I try to keep it fresh and down to one post per day, sometimes two. This entire time I've been here, people still don't know what to expect.
I'm following you cause you don't give fuck !!! : )
That's a good reason.
I'm always looking to follow straight shooters. I'm tired of the namby mamby snowflakes and spammers. We need an army of YOU.
There's one dude posing as one on the trending page. Maybe you should go talk to him too!
I get high every time i see this book!
I follow you because I also farted.
Team Gas
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yes i am Following u!
I would admit you username interested me in the first instance but I saw your blog you had contents that showed you gave an audience to your followers and that really was the turning point. Your interaction with people is uncanny.
Thank you for this amusing yet brilliant post
People seem to like this name. I didn't know people would like it, so that's cool.
I spend a lot of time talking, that's true. I need to get out more though. Even though some people don't respond, which is fine because we're busy or whatever, it's still good to say hello.
Yes always good to say hello
yeah that username was the. very. first.
Lol you can't imagine
Bruh! You just gained another follower. 😉
Faaaaantastic
Because you upvote my comments. Being fun also helps.
I'm actually trying to charge my vote power today. It gets drained because, yeah, I upvote the comments. I need to manage my vote power better. When the value dropped I was giving out 5-10% power comment votes. That killed me.
You actually have a cool heart, behind all that mask...aww :)
I say the same thing everyday. And I fail.
I just abstain. I want to push the button, but I don't. Nobody is yelling at me yet so that's a good sign.
Trust me @trumpman and @nonameslefttouse we all know how it's like, i've been trying to recharge my VP for almost 2 months, everytime i get it to 70% i go on a upvoting royal rumble and get it down to 50% again xD
Because we the same... And same people tether..
I'm sure I have a lot in common with many who follow this whatever thing I do here.
i follow you just because you post shit
and i like that shit
bdw i dont post anything still people follow me
That's some good shit.
My friend, we're all a bit shit
but you are doing nice things. As an idea.
Art's nice to kick out, always to be depressed art triggers.
The translator is playing tricks again but I know exactly what you mean.
I'm always in trouble with this translator :)
but the bad guy, I said nice things :)
I just happened to be walking this way.
Seriously though I like the kinds of things that you post and you seem like a cool guy.
My previous might make you run. I'm not sure if you saw that one.
All of the above....I miss our chats. I must put in more effort! xx
A lot of people have come and gone. It's good to know some of you from way way back are still out there.
The best thing that attracts us towards you is art... It doesn't matter how you present it but what matters is the quality and that for sure is of high class always... Keep the quality in check the more will be the followers...
That's a good thing. Most of the time spent on my posts is in the art.
Not only art a wonderful art is the better way of saying it...
I like your art, very deep and dark, i also like that youve come to terms with who you are and you wouldnt change that for anything...or is there anything you will like to change about yourself?
I quit school, demanded they return my school fees, and bought weed with that money. This is just very sick 😄if i wasnt your follower, i could just follow you for this
Change? There's always room for improvement.
Improvement! Thats the word
Your personality is enough, your posts and upvotes are bonus.
No votes today though! I have to recharge.
All of them, I follow you because all of them lol. When you say you miss nintendo, why on earth do you miss it instead of playing it? "I say smart things and act like an asshole." Beautiful combination. Eat your veggies. And wtf is a sycophant?
A sycophant is an ass kisser. A brown noser. A suck up. Those plastic two-faced pricks! LOL
It sounded like a psycho elephant to me :(
I heard one of those at a circus once.
Hate to be a sycophant but well done getting to nearly 3000, today I hit 500 so I guess it's celebrations all round. I know I follow you for bullets 4,5,6,10 and 36
Heyy, congrats on your 500 i join you soon
Welcome to the five-double-O! There's a cold pint waiting here for you.
Haha...awesome
imma half way there. you could keep my half pint
We've already drank yours unfortunately :( I've helped you get a little bit closer though
Sad. Well, thanks for the little support
You're not being a sycophant. I pay attention. You don't put out that vibe. 36? I thought I only did 33.
...there must be at least 3 more in that brain of yours right? Like ones that didn't make it to the page, just one of those is enough - I couldn't risk more than one without being put on an FBI watchlist.
Those damn watchlists...
I talk so damn much on here; I probably already have one of the most in depth psychological profiles in existence. I'm sure they're watching this one close.
Credit:
I wonder what that baby is looking at. Oh crap, there I go again, thinking.
The baby is thinking about his 3,000 followers.
hahahahah
You can't just leave us with that.
Story needed.
Wait what, you've kids!? I didn't know you were married.
I think the list is exactly why we're following you; it makes you human.
#deep
I was young. I saw what I saw but didn't know it until much later.
I'm not married. That relationship didn't work out.
Two daughters. Giving them a future is one of the main reasons why I'm here.
Oh sorry to hear that man. The daughters are lucky to have you as a dad. Funny dad with infinite dad jokes in his arsenal!
Lucky daughters!
I'm following you and I'm glad I follow you only because of this post. :)
3,000 followers is a lot of people, congratulations!
It is a lot. That's a small town.
You know the reasons.
I like your art.
You entertain me.
You give upvotes.
I don't mind dropping votes around here and there but today I can't.
Doesn't matter if you can't today. I still think your posts are worth my time. Thank you.
If you use google translator can't means (Never bruh.)
Whatever bruh. 😋
Because I'm waiting your upvote 😉
I hope you're joking...
i hope you are. common give Draggy some uppys
One of those is a lie isn't it?
It's all true. Can't you smell the fart? It should reach your neck of the woods soon if you don't, so be ready. The shit winds are a comin'.
Hey Namy, we could as well exchange private keys and save you this pain
It doesn't hurt.
hahaha those are a hell lot of reasons.
Is this post a persecution complex reaction?
I don't even know what that means! I made the art, then I started saying random things. There's no actual method to this madness, it just happens, so I let it. I was going to post and go to sleep because I thought it would be quiet around here.
Just a silly parallelism of the "why are you following me?" line and the term "persecution complex" where someone constantly feels threatened, followed and about to be attacked :P
I actually looked it up and now I feel sophisticated and smart with my big fancy words.
This place would be a living hell for someone who's dealing with that kind of delusional stress.
Educative mission of the day accomplished! You learnt something new! :P
I wish I could come up with 33 points and still get away with 60 comments, >$12 and 50 upvotes.
Give it time and be consistent. Look at it this way: 3000 followers and only 50 votes. When I started out I didn't know anyone or anything. This took a lot of work.
Thanks for the wisdom. I know beneath the madness there is a kind heart.
I am following you because sense of humor always attracts me.
I am following you because you are straight forward.
I am your follower because you reply in time,
I am following you because you reward everyone,
I am supporting you because i like your content,
I am in your list because i have never met a person like you with so many talents,
I do't care whether you smoke or drink what matters a lot you are really functional for the platform
and yes i love your username too <3
Sorry for being so damn late with my reply. LOL
I don't have the voting power to pass around in this post, sorry. LOL
I mean, it's all true, I guess, and appreciate your kind words; but I think I picked the wrong day to do this post...
Oh well.
I'm following you because the first post of yours I read was about warning people to not buy upvotes, this was not only very funny to read, it was very pertinent. I think that the bid bots are destroying this great community, but no one really reads or cares what I think. Maybe I'm just waiting for that re-follow. :^P
Damn near everything I said in the post is coming true now or getting there. Not many seem to care what I think either. They can continue to lose money, that's what they get.
I follow you because I find you:
Funny, unusual, sharp, arrogant, opinionated...
Willing to disagree and continue to engage.
I guess I kind of like you, but I hate myself for it.
Let's change that arrogant word to confident and we have a deal!
I still remember that stupid post you did about how everything is the motorcyclists fault. I was calmly triggered.
I followed you because you made some realistic comments on the trending page posts.
Yeah, those comments. Nobody else was saying anything and I think that's the part that stressed me out the most.
I follow you because the humor associated with your art(most of which I don't understand) is world class. Anytime I read your posts, I always come away lighthearted. You are awesome.
Not understanding my art is understandable. Thank you.
I follow you because you like to suck used condoms, after I throw it in your face!
That is the grossest fucking thing I've ever read.
I like to be gross.
I'm just curious if you can get your putter back.
3, 4 and 7 ... ;)
I'm not sure why I follow you, and I don't mind one bit not being sure. It's overrated.
I'm not sure why I'm reading this and responding, but hey, why not!
I don´t know why I´m follow you, maybe I´m some kind of stalker and you are the closer user in Steemit to Selena Gomez.
Stalkers are good for business as long as they vote and not say anything creepy enough to be get a vote in the other direction.
yeah noreasonslefttouse, also i'm going to join your "why are you following me" club i have >1000 followers and zero post
pssss....when folks ask me when i'll post i used to say when i get to 1000 followers, now i'm just give a random higher number....
I know what you should post.
Do a parody of the best introduceyourself post in existence.
that's legendary material, i think i'll only be worthy to parody this when i hit 3000 followers
Chambers and ink.
subjugated yet clandestine
Funny posts, art, you are a good guy, Canadian too hahaha, what else does someone need lol!
I'm not sure what someone else needs. I know I could use another coffee though.
Too much caffeine for one day maybe have something else, ok ok I shouldn't speak at all I drink cola all the time XD
3 upvote for you
seniors please stop by my blog, because I am new in steemit, the help of votes and comments from the senior I hope
https://steemit.com/@muftii/pusong-objek-wisata-aceh-barat-daya-54ad03169a3cc
33 is
Hmm. Looks like someone figured this out, kind of. Attempting to crack this portion of the code, but failing, mostly. Or maybe this is just a distraction. Maybe it's insignificant. Have you ever noticed I hide numbers and letters in my art some days? That's a story. A secret story. Or, maybe this is just a trick to get views. Hmmm?
Kind of, lol. I have noticed-I want to know the secret, more clues please :)
Sorry, we're not watching Blue Clues today.
You made me realize the errors of my ways... i shall unfollow you :P
Most of us do the exact same things and are exactly like you... the only thing that i don't agree with is the fact that you smoke, you should quit, but i'm not your parents or anything so do whatever you want, i don't give a fuck too xD
I will quit, eventually. I don't enjoy cigarettes, they enjoy me.
Nice... i just imagined a cigarette smoking a man xD
I could have said that you kind of hypnotised me into following you, but not until I read down to this part "I quit school, demanded they return my school fees, and bought weed with that money"
I got high the moment I read through your posts because the weed you bought somehow released its fragrance on your posts, it got me crazy!
now that i'm fully high too, I'll definitely follow and upvote!
Initially, you made me laugh with your quirky humour (which btw you would spell correctly). Now, it's like I'm looking in a mirror and you reflect the part of me that only we see. LOL
This is why I encourage people to just let their following show up, naturally. I would not have a comment section that looks like this today if I went out and boosted my shit to the top and crammed in down everyone's throats.