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BINGO!

So, @nonameslefttouse, whatcha gonna put legs on this weekend? Word on the street is that you need a new table!

I'm gonna put legs on a 1985 Chrysler LeBaron convertible. The one with the woodgrain.

Ask me why!

Why?

(don't want to miss out on a good joke!)

Aaaahaha, I should've known!