You are viewing a single comment's thread from:RE: Please Take a Moment to read These InstructionsView the full contextView the direct parentnonameslefttouse (76)in #life • 3 years ago You better not be here to start complaining about my cabinets again.
Without a door lock, your crapinet is defective batman!!
If you have a problem with your cabinet or would like to return your cabinet, call Batman, cuz I don't give a fuck. All cabinet sales are final.
Ok, I will send them both. To Catman & Batwoman to return your crapinet to your office and demand you an immediate refund.
In order to receive a refund, you will be asked to complete this skill testing question, Batman:
Which part of 'All cabinet sales are final' do you not understand?
a) all
b) cabinet
c) sales
d) are
e) final
f) All of the above.
erm... ahem... I guarantee you that you forgot to add the option:
g) none
to that skill testing questionnaire. Mrs. Bruce Wayne.
Hey. I don't write the tests. If you have a complaint about the tests, I'll need you to go stand in that other line.
Okey dokey. But first, let me complain about why the fuck you don't write the tests.