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I know. I just can't resist telling dumb jokes.

You sure called this one out before it even happened

Get a flat tire on the road. Boom! It hits you.

Normally you'd have to ask a boss for the raise and hear the word, "No."

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And I'm afraid that's the only comment a Dawg has to make on this VERY upbeat and empowering NNLTU article 👏

It's still pretty cool though a talking dog comes to my posts and doesn't just lift the leg.

Oh and yeah. I'm an accidental psychic. Happens all the time.

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Brill.......three years in advance this time ha ha.

Psychic for sure, else how would you be tawkin' to me...I wonder. Many Hyumis refuse to undergo such perceived social indignities as engaging in public discourse with a Dawg coz, well, I guess it doesn't fit in with their sense of what ought to constitute reality. Thankfully artists are not so limited!

As for leg-lifting, well I'm a gurl so I squat most of the time altho' I do lift when I'm marking territory or letting ol' Foxie know that Flame woz ere :)

Well I am kind of a freak with a big red letter M for hair so, I can't exactly be too picky when it comes to beings I talk to.

Just please don't piss on anything.

Ha, it is an M as well - hadn't noticed before :)

Scots tend to have red hair too, and the entire NW of Scotland broke away from Canada and floated over to smash into England at some point in the distant past.

I'm not colourful, just B&W and I ain't gona do any yellow peeing around you bro. In fact Barge told me that if I wanted to speak to you I should do it on your page coz you are a very good host. Meeting you out and about in town, he said, could be rather different if you're not careful 😂