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I feel cheated, that wasnt in the slightest bit silent. And hang on, they arent bloody English?!! The world is a deceitful place my friends!

Would you like to talk to the manager or something?

Oh yeah, let me guess. They wouldnt even be a manager or like human would they. I am on to your games sonny me jim

I don't know what the manager identifies as. What wears a cape and flip flops these days?

Super Cock! Thats what I tell the missus

bah ran out of comments to read.

Well best fuck off then.

Yeah, king kong balls.