Dude. You're high.
I thought you knew, but apparently you don't. You're in a cabinet store right now. These are only regular cabinets. I'm just the guy that works here. The cabinets can't be free, because they cost money. There's no war on mumbling.
😂😅
Guess I should take my ambitions elsewhere, then.
The store across the street sells tires but they might have some magic cabinets. Tell them I sent you and ask for The Long Stand.