Most good cabinet makers have solid problem solving skills. Please refrain from violence in my shop though or I'll use your bones for handles and pull slides.
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Most good cabinet makers have solid problem solving skills. Please refrain from violence in my shop though or I'll use your bones for handles and pull slides.
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You surely can't do that anytime soon after your meth mumbling head has just been rammed with a solid newly made cabinet.
You may feel confident with your cabinet building skills after successfully completing a course like this but I don't recommend using your cabinets outside of their natural abilities to just sit there and hold stuff. Swinging them around in the air may result in personal injury leading up to and/or death. Don't say I didn't told you so.
Of what good is a cabinet if you can't ram it into the head of a mumbling meth-filled gentleman by the store?
Use a sign for that! They grow out of the ground and they're everywhere! Why destroy a perfectly fine cabinet! You must be another one of these goddamn Anti-Cabinets out fighting the war on drugs again!
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Correction: I'm fighting the war on mumbling. Next, cabinets should be free to live their best lives and function to the best of their potential. I say give them the chance to be rammed into someone's forehead. Quite a dangerous lifestyle to let these cabinets live but I'm pro not anti cabinets, I'm letting them live young wild and free.
So you're saying the cabinets should be set free?
And somehow that's supposed to make sense?
If you're fighting the war on mumbling, which side are you on?
These are just normal cabinets, sir. They don't swoop in from outer space to save the day.
Setting them free would at least make more sense than limiting them to the boring life of their 'natural abilities'.
On the war on mumbling, I'm on the side of peace, which fortunately, can only be achieved by running a cabinet into the mumbler's head.
As for swooping in to save the day, take it from me that you never know what a cabinet allowed the freedom of living it's best life can do.