I become consumed by the forest for months at a time, and it's all because of people like you, making rescue impossible, since they're all out there with their flashlights, but no name to call.
Finally I'm located and they ask, "Are you Lost?"
No. Never met the guy.
Never met him either, I have heard lots looking for him. But never to be found.
Makes it awkward in Starbucks I must admit. When they serve the coffees no one knows who they are for. Sad times. But if I didn't take all the names someone else would have
FOMO will do that to a guy...
You're forgiven.
Then I can return to my people.
Live long and prosper, son.