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RE: Beaver Patrol

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They rushed production! Had tranquilizer darts that double as screws but they didn't come in on time. That's why it says, "Just kidding," under that section of the building plans.

And the maintenance cats are supposed to do the blood licking but I crossed the wires somehow turning them into self-centered manure spreaders that couldn't fertilize a garden even if their life depended on it. But they do apply a protective layer for your carpet so that still works.

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See, I am rubbish at home improvements. I thought the noise was maybe a feature or something. I thought I was doing something wrong and in fact I was. Tranquliser screws... So much utility!

Beavers are just noiseless chainsaws, dude. They even stockpile the wood. I don't know why you're paying money to go gawk at my employees and a wood pile, but I'll try not to be offended.

Ok, I will admit it. I was told that I would be getting a beaver NFT. All I had to do was go pick it up.

Now it looks like I have been scammed... Again!

Reminds me of that time I bought Bitcoin. 3 of them. Really nice designs. Paid $500 shipping. I knew they said exchange was slow but it's been 2 years and I'm still waiting.

You bought them too!! I have six! Well, I ordered six. Beautiful they are, just waiting. Hopefully be soon

That's impressive. The way I look at it is like this: Sure, several thousand dollars per coin is costly, but they've been holding their value, while they keep it safe. I probably would have sold them by now. Those shipping costs, I'd pay again if I knew it came with so many other added conveniences.

Exactly, by the time we receive them out will be the bull run and we won't mind paying the sellers the extra tax to get them in the country and then the tax to release them to the local handlers!! We will be rich!!