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Is that a gun? 😀

Close. It's like a mini beaver, or a huge rat with swimming feet and a rat tail. Lives in wetlands and builds dome houses out of reeds.

That sounds quite cool!! Apart from the rat tail. Although, I used to keep pet rats so it wouldn't bother me too much!

When they're on the surface swimming, that tail makes it look like a snake is following them. Moves side to side and makes the water look trippy. Maybe they evolved from a situation involving a snake not able to fit a rat in its mouth, but I don't know because I wasn't there.

Weren't you there though? See, Jack Mcbaniman tells a different tale

He always does that. So much for trade secrets. I invented the damn thing but didn't want to take credit and feel uneasy every time I try to explain my occupation to people.

It would be a hard one to break the ice with at parties.

Done people can't hold their water, Jack has always been tied worst