I can see human teeth marks on that tree, dude. This could just be some elaborate hoax designed to cover up flaws in reasoning and a way to generate funds for an new axe, since theirs obviously broke but they still hated that tree enough to keep going.
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Shit, human teeth marks? What if they are actually playing a long game and trying to lure me into coming again and this time they will bring out the dude in a beaver suit and start the hard sell to make me pay to fuck the beaver whilst it gnaws the tree?!?
This is some mad shit. You've opened my eyes. Damn them, they can go to hell!!
See. That's how they get you. Next time make the German smile and look at his teeth.
Don't ask me how I know.
His teeth of course!! I have been led by the nose on a short leash. I can see it now! Bastards. Well, Matthew I will just play along but next time I might take my cougar suit, get me some back biting action. They won't know what's hit em
As a Canadian who owns quite a few nickels, I know a good beaver when I see one. And I see a lot of beaver.
Looks like fat beavers in Canada. Over here they are reported to be mangy emaciated things
Dam things are thriving here. Got a dam almost one kilometer long and been working on it for 50 dam years. I like those dam things. Dam things almost went extinct though. People like fuzzy things and were using their fur for every dam thing you could think of. Dam towels. Dam hats. Dam mitts. Every dam thing. But then people said hey! Quit killing those dam things. And they dam well listened.
Dam dam dam!!
They lived the fur here too. So much so they made them extinct and then only in the last ten years reintroduced them here!!
Dam mess they make but apparently it's all good!