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You could be right, is there a number I can call you think? Maybe some Beaver Fraud line where you can bring these folk to heel. For all I know they are just really bad at chopping down trees and have decided to double up their money on it!?

I can see human teeth marks on that tree, dude. This could just be some elaborate hoax designed to cover up flaws in reasoning and a way to generate funds for an new axe, since theirs obviously broke but they still hated that tree enough to keep going.

Shit, human teeth marks? What if they are actually playing a long game and trying to lure me into coming again and this time they will bring out the dude in a beaver suit and start the hard sell to make me pay to fuck the beaver whilst it gnaws the tree?!?

This is some mad shit. You've opened my eyes. Damn them, they can go to hell!!

See. That's how they get you. Next time make the German smile and look at his teeth.

Don't ask me how I know.

His teeth of course!! I have been led by the nose on a short leash. I can see it now! Bastards. Well, Matthew I will just play along but next time I might take my cougar suit, get me some back biting action. They won't know what's hit em

As a Canadian who owns quite a few nickels, I know a good beaver when I see one. And I see a lot of beaver.

Looks like fat beavers in Canada. Over here they are reported to be mangy emaciated things