There was no egg shortage, dude. There was a shortage of respect for the abilities of Chris De Burgh.
You know the old saying: Give a man a hen house and he'll have a house for hens. Teach a man how to sing Lady in Red to his hens all night and he'll get eggs from them.
This event is going to solve all the world's problems.
These are wise words to live by. Damn tooting!
You know, I don't want to be presumptuous. But I think this event has already started to work on the world's problems. I looked out the window and it was light whereas only a week ago it was dark. Truly the good times are coming!
OMG it's light here too!
Change is a comin!!