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It was a special kind of ripe. I am almost proud of it but at the same time, awfully glad to be done with it!

Oh. So it's like getting an education. That's cool.

Haha, yes indeed! But without the benefits! :OD

Maybe next time collect the watered down filth in jars and sell it as the makings to one's new life away from work for a week. Take the homeopathic approach; make a killing. As in some might die but you'll also make money. That's a win win win win win.

I like win win win win wins.

I was half thinking of scraping the filth into jars and selling it as scoby - I mean, honestly, I doubt anyone would be able to tell the difference.

Might get some fascinating kombucha flavours though!

Yeah. Like Giardia Grape or Salmonella Sweets.

The Guardia?!

You dont know me. I was never here.