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Gastric tortion. Sticks with me like Tim Horton.

Incidentally, I really don't like Tim Hortons

That's stained piss water cut with addiction. Whoever said it's good was writing fiction.

Fiction is for fools and those who write madly I will stay with facts and blow bubbles quite gladly

Call Bradley. Sadly, I shit myself badly and won't be in today.

Is that what he said? I think that he lied and instead died from the shame of the shit game he played madly

You mean Professional Masturbating 2: Revenge with a Twist? I thought they banned that after all the broken wrists.

Ain't no breaks on my watch,masturbating is something I don't notch unless you count the time I broke my old watch