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Sometimes I think we are the little critters that work inside someone else's box, only they got the duds

Pubic lice?

Public rice. Never ever accept it

Oh, yeah. I always get those two mixed up.

It's an easy mistake to make, just stop eating if you choose the one that tastes faintly nutty

Yeah I save those for the holidays too.

And to think, it used to just be puppies for Christmas