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RE: Ass Kissing Brownnosers Are Useless

in #life4 years ago

I got a phone call once, from a scammer. I played along for awhile, then put him on hold, and by that I mean I put the phone next to the speaker while the music was playing. He was still on the phone 20 minutes later...

Said he liked the music...

So I put him back on hold for another 20.

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Brilliant! I do a reverse vibe. “Hi, thank you so much for calling, I am so excited to tell you about this amazing offer I have for you today...” I’ve only ever had one “sales person” interested in my supposed product. Kinda fun improv selling a fictional product.

I think the next one that calls I'll tell him I hear voices. Then when he says, "What?" I'll say, "There it is again!"