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I'm happy to rot out the back, have the foxes and racoons pick over my bones.

P.s. I came back from the dead to write this.

Yeah they're usually pretty good at getting rid of the bodies for me. I just hate it when the cat brings an ear to the door and just leaves it there. I stopped eating those years ago.

Lol. Too much gristle.

Yeah. Plus I hate it when people listen to me chew.

That's so green of you.

Green as in I'm an amateur at body disposal?

Or green as in I care about this planet and should invite people over more often?

Fuck that.
Wouldn't set foot even if my foot was set.

I can tell you're unsettled.

Hmm, I think both would work in this context.